| Following up on Frank Matthews' letter about how good folks in Birmingham should be shaking in their shoes because homosexuals are trying to take over down there -- doing everything from taking crappy laptops away from kids and exposing them to the homosexual lifestyle to giving them syphilis -- we now have a Powerpoint presentation sent from the same email address. Apparently Mr. Matthews thought pictures would help get his point across, just in case the letter wasn't explicit enough. This one alleges Patrick Cooper may be gay. After studying this masterpiece of innuendo, I discovered a lot of us may be gay and just don't know it . How so? - If you spouse has "suddenly" filed for divorce ... you may be gay. (Note: Hitting your wife does not make you gay.)
- If you received contributions from your ex-spouse ... you may be gay.
- If you received contributions from your ex-spouse's new spouse ... you may be gay ... you especially may be gay if the amount is exactly $25,000 per election.
- If you have supported an openly gay person for office ... you may be gay. (Note: everyone who has given money to Barney Frank or Patricia Todd is in danger of being gay.)
- If you have ever been endorsed by a group of openly gay clubs or individuals ... you may be gay. (John McCain may be gay and Sarah Palin may be a (gasp) lesbian.)
- If you have endorsed the concept that gay couples should have equal health benefits ... you may be gay. (This one is going to catch just about all progressives.)
Here's how this semi-professional little screed finishes up: 
Here's the question I believe HAS to be asked ... Frank Matthews ... WOULD YOU RATHER SEE POLICE DOGS AND FIREHOSES THAN RAINBOW FLAGS IN BIRMINGHAM? ATTACKING GAY PEOPLE, THIS TIME? Because that sure sounds like where you're coming from. The candidate you're supporting, William Bell, ought to be ashamed to associate with you. I'm disappointed he hasn't condemned these little screeds. Especially, now, as we celebrate the birth of Martin Luther King, Jr. Shame on you! |