Grab your bulletproof vests & tinfoil hats because nothing says Republican “Party” like a mixture of firearms & alcohol. Add in a couple of beauty queens & they're all set for a hootin' & hollerin' good time at the party's election night extravaganza planned for a Hoover shooting range.
This is straight out of the “you just can't make this stuff up” department. Absolutely, the only way this could be more self-parodying would be if Dick Cheney showed up to kick off the festivities with a shotgun & a couple of beers.
I'm trying to imagine the scene: a bunch of armed, liquored-up pissed off Republican partisans convinced that secret agents from Kenya or maybe the Communist Party – there's disagreement on that subject between party leaders, remember – conspired to steal the election from “severely conservative, suddenly moderate Mitt.”
Bless their hearts.